"TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut" (twincharged)
09/07/2014 at 00:58 • Filed to: None
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"TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut" (twincharged)
09/07/2014 at 00:58 • Filed to: None | 0
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People just need to stop wearing low slung pants. Just stop.
It's not comfortable - having your pants hang off your ass is not a pleasant feeling. I tried wearing them once - I couldn't run or even move at a pace quicker than waddling, because any faster and I might've be in danger of mooning the entire street.
I couldn't squat either, in fear of someone slipping a coin down my pants or ass cleavage.
Oh look, you're wearing a belt! Well what a fat good load of use that is, when it's not doing it's job of keeping your pants up. You might as well use an anti-grav Moonbelt.
And no, I don't want to see your front because my eyes will at some point inadvertently stray to the top of your dick, which is peeping out of it's supposedly shielded environment like a missile coming out of its solo. I just realised what a dreadful piece of imagery that was.
Please people - wear your pants properly. Stop exposing your rear because I just think it looks vulgar and implies you're too cheap to afford a proper pair of pants.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
09/07/2014 at 01:00 |
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
09/07/2014 at 01:00 |
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If I bend over and fell any air touch my ass, I feel embarrassingly naked. I don't see the point.
nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
09/07/2014 at 01:03 |
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Next time you see them do this hit on them but in a blatantly over-the-line sexual manner and when they freak out (because they're likely paranoid someone would take them for being gay) make reference to their pants sagging and let them know you just assumed they were offering. 1 down, countless more to go.
*This plan has a risk of backfiring and you may end up with a boyfriend.